Thanks to writer-engineer Kash Agarwal, on whose blog I recently discovered this gem of Babu English:

“A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was
transferred to a new School in Mumbai.

He reported for duty two days after the actual
date of joining.

Consequently he was asked for an explanation in
writing…

____________ _________ _________

Deer sur,

If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I
big you pardon, ass I am not a good englis speaker.

This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I
wanted to joint your school more fastly,

but for the following region, too much time
lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre
compartment.

I tolded

I has head ache problem due to migration. Still the
clerk rejected to give ticket to I and my sun.

I putted a complain on station masterji.

He said I to go to the lady clerk.

At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long
time and finally with great difficulty

she gave a birth to my sun.

Anyway I thanked the station master also

because he was phully responsible for getting birth
of my son…”

And more in that vein.