In a somewhat over the top rant that strikes a few blows below the belt, David P. McGinley at American Thinker sums up the feelings of most people over the age of 35:
“My most heartfelt wish for the mindless minions currently “Occupy[ing] Wall Street” is that someday, hopefully soon, they get to live in a world based upon their dim-witted delusions. Actually, though, if these collectivist cretins are indeed serious, that world is already here.
It’s called the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (aka communist North Korea). In North Korea, there are no evil corporations or banks to ruin Occupiers’ lives, because another pair of collectivist cretins, Kim Il-sung and his creepy son Kim Jung-il, got rid of them long ago. In fact, along with ridding North Korea of everything other than the glorious state, the Kim Klan has either already met most of the Occupier’s nattering demands or simply made them superfluous……..
Demand number ten is something about “fair elections,” which is moot because there are no elections in North Korea. Thus, everyone fairly and equally has the right not to vote, so there is no chance that Wall Street money will corrupt the political process. And not having elections provides the extra benefit of doing away with the necessity for racist policies like requiring photo ID at the polling places.
Demand eleven, “[i]mmediate across the board debt forgiveness for all,” has been met in spades. The North Korean government unilaterally forgives all of its debts by simply refusing to pay (not that it could). And of course there is no consumer debt, because there is nothing to consume.
Demand twelve, to “[o]utlaw all credit reporting agencies,” like universal health care, was taken care of in 1948. Regrettably, some shooting was involved.
And finally, demand thirteen is about the right of the worker to easily unionize. Everyone already knows that there is no need for unions in a worker’s paradise like North Korea. All citizens voluntarily work for the good of the state because failing to do so will get them shot. Also, there are barely any jobs in North Korea, so that is another reason why unionizing is not an issue.
Maybe in the next “lies for food and oil” swindle Kim Jong-il perpetrates on the morons in the U.S. State Department, we could at least throw in a few thousand Occupiers as part of the deal. Everyone would win: 99.999% of Americans would be rid of these fools, and the Occupiers would get to live in the world they demand.”