Speaking Blogistani….

Thanks to all readers who write in to correct my frequent typos.
You will have to forgive me for speaking blogistani.

For years, I taught spelling, grammar, punctuation, and the rest. I corrected fine distinctions of meaning. I forced captive student to rewrite words.

But it turned out that I was more captive than they were.

Blogistani
is now my native language and I speak it like any transplant, picking up the rules as I go along.

One rule of blogs is that corrections should appear as corrections.

But for minor matters of grammar and spelling, that would create a fine mess and be more confusing than useful most of the time. So I simply rewrite mistakes as I spot them. And the same goes for changes in style, or additions of non-essential detail (although I’ll make note of an update and time, if the information is more critical).

Of course, for any important details, or for citations or quotes where other people are affected, or for breaking news, I cross out and insert an apology as well.

There are also some physical reasons.

The charm of blogistani is that you can speak it as you go along and so I rarely reread my posts before posting. I like the feeling of writing on the run. That has its upside – I catch all those fleeting thoughts. But it also has its down side – typos.

Another thing. I rarely wear my glasses and sometimes don’t see errors until I (or you) reread a post.
This isn’t vanity (since I lead a reclusive life). It’s my fixation with the thesis that crutches make muscles weaker. And glasses are crutches. I got that notion into my head as a child when I read a copy of the “Bates’ Method,” which is a system of natural corrective exercises for myopia. Whether they work or not, I don’t know. But after a lifetime of squinting at piano scores, exam papers, manuscripts, and pixels, in all sorts of light, without my glasses, my eyesight hasn’t got any worse than the original prescription. I see this as something of a vindication of a pet crank of mine, and naturally I hang on to it by going without my glasses.

The third reason for my blindness is my way of reading. I either read at lightning speed, absorbing big chunks of reading matter at a glance….or I take forever to get through a paragraph.

Both styles of reading suit me and have their uses.

I use the slow method for philosophy and fiction.

I use the fast method for getting through the news on the net.

Fast reading is also partly a bad habit left over from exams in India, where we had to extract the salient facts from reams of overwritten material. My eye sometimes doesn’t actually see the individual phrases but gets the information out of the writing holistically. People who sight-read music a lot use the same technique. They can get through and synthesize a lot of information this way very fast. But it also means they need to proof their writing more than most people.

I’ll post more on this subject, because I’ve thought about it a lot over the years – how we absorb information, how we remember it and reuse it, how we process our sensory input.

And I come at this not from the point of view of a specialist in cognitive research (although I’m familiar with some of it), but from the point of view of pedagogical theory….

8 thoughts on “Speaking Blogistani….

  1. If you can get by without glasses, by all means do so, otherwise your eyes will adjust to the prescription and you will find yourself dependent on them. I had a pair for years before I actually used them, however a minor car accident in a driving rainstorm at night, where I swerved to avoid what I thought was a small animal in the road turned out to be a rain puddle, caused me to surrender to the inevitable.

  2. Yes…but squinting isn’t good for you either.
    The Bates exercises are very interesting and I still do one of them – palming – on and off.
    The others fell by the wayside in childhood after I practiced ferociously for a few months.

    But some of the tips on visualization and changing the length out at which you focus still stick in my mind

  3. I also fast read often.

    And. I just recently realized that I will fast read a headline in the sense that once I have decided I am going to read the story I will stop reading the headline and head directly to the story.

  4. On the Bates Method. I met someone many years ago who didn’t wear glasses, and he told me it was the result of his using regularly doing the Bates method exercises. But who has the time?

    My solution, glasses at home. Contacts when I go out.

  5. Hi –

    I did the exercises for a while and they halped.
    But the ideas behind them can still be useful, even if you don’t have the time to do the exercises.

    One idea is that your eyes need to be relaxed and that tension causes problems.
    Another is that you need to focus at different lengths, so you should vary what you look at –
    focus far away at the horizon and then close to, and then far away again..

    A third is that staring and fixating aren’t good for your eyes. They need variety, movement.
    Following the curve of a tennis ball, for example, would be good exercise.

    Bates also suggested imagining that there was a paintbrush attacked to your eye balls and that you could paint the walls with them…he had a whole set of exercises based on that.

    It was one of the first books which gave me a sense that your body had untold powers if you’d only tap into them.

  6. “A third is that staring and fixating aren’t good for your eyes. They need variety, movement.
    Following the curve of a tennis ball, for example, would be good exercise.”

    Interesting. Since so much of my time, when in an office, is spent creating, editing or otherwise reviewing drawings, whether plotted or on a puter screen, I suppose this has contributed to my gradually increating asitmatism.

  7. Jeff –

    That’s probably not good for your eyes but I don’t know if it causes astigmatism. People seem to get astigmatism with age…
    Still, it’s probably a good idea to give your eyes different sorts of things to do.
    Vary the use of the muscles.

    (this is advice I like to dole out but I abuse my eyes too)

  8. Lila, my eyesight is still fairly decent. What I miss is being able to see all the stars, instead of just the larger ones.

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