Never google yourself. You’ll be in for unpleasant surprises.

Here are a few:

Some blog post refers to me as a CIA2/Mossad operative.

On the strength of what, I wonder? Shouldn’t a Mossad operative at least know some Hebrew?

Maybe it was that post on Tikkun Olam I did around Easter?

You’d think the chump editor who runs this blog would realize that someone who taught comparative religion and mythology for several years could be expected to know something about the symbols and doctrines of various religious traditions, especially the one they came from.

Or, perhaps it’s a spoof of some kind that I missed. I didn’t read the post through and don’t intend to. It didn’t look like much.

What’s funny is I get articles turned down all the time for being too critical of  Zionist figures in the government (for eg. Chertoff) or for criticizing the banking cartel (this is supposed to be code language for anti-Semitism).

What’s also funny is that recently, I’ve been linked by Christian blogs, some of my leftist friends have suspected me of Christian theocratic tendencies (on the strength of having some pieces published at Lew Rockwell) , whereas, last year, a Christian blog classified me as “demonic,” presumably for my interest in so-called occult studies.

So I am Mossad and anti-Semite, Christian theocrat and demonic

Jihadi and Hasbara

Far-right wing-nut and Knee-jerk leftist

You’d think the geniuses would ask why a Mossad double-agent would go to such career-busting trouble to point out the Zionist component of the two biggest stories of the last five years (torture and the financial heist. But, for some people, any one who doesn’t fall into an easy left-right, religious-secular, statist-libertarian box is someone who must have ulterior motives…..