Theologian Mark D. Roberts explains why he’s not overwhelmed by new research that has turned up a 4th century fragment that refers to someone named Jesus having a wife. Notice how many of these “fragments” of later centuries keep showing up in revisionist texts. Before this, there was the Secret Gospel of Mark, which was used to argue that Jesus had homosexual relations with Lazarus and other young men who “loved him.”
I’m now waiting for “Fifty Shades of Jesus,” wherein it will be proved, in the style of all those sites promoting Christian porn or Christian BDSM, that Jesus was actually a sado-masochistic cannibal, who invited his followers to eat him and enjoyed his flagellation, torture and killing on the cross. [Note: THIS IS SARCASM]
The disturbing fact is that in an age of multiple-choice tests and zero-sum debates, the ability to place things in context, balance the weight of a piece of evidence against contradictory claims, the ability to study a text on its own terms without projecting onto it the prejudices and obsessions of the contemporary world, has vanished.
No matter how carefully a scholar frames a question, all the nuances are thrown aside when the media gets hold of a piece of information.
Mind you, I wouldn’t be surprised if Jesus was married. It was a requirement among Jewish rabbis. Perhaps he was married when he was younger and his wife died. Or she herself became a teacher. Or maybe she was a silent part of his ministry. Who knows. Even, if against all odds, this new research finds support in the future, I fail to see how it affects Jesus’ explicit teaching about sexuality. Nor does it alter the judgment of his contemporaries, as recorded in the Gospels, that “there was no sin found in him.”
Since they were looking very very hard for it, I think that’s fairly conclusive just there.
However, knowing that there are many people who have an axe to grind with the traditional Christian teaching that elevates celibacy (which is also elevated in Buddhism and Hinduism), I also know that it isn’t dispassionate scholarship or intellectual curiosity or respectful disagreement that drives these debates. Rather it is political activism that wants to rewrite the people and events of the past into forms more palatable to modern sensibility. I have advice for them. If you don’t like what Jesus had to say, don’t read him or follow him or try to follow him. Get a teacher after your own heart.
“Did Jesus have a wife, after all?
Major news outlets, such as the New York Times, are reporting on the discovery of a new document that refers to Jesus’ wife. More precisely, a small fragment from a previously unknown document contains a statement by a character named “Jesus” referring to “my wife.”
Does this give us new historical evidence for the literal marriage of Jesus of Nazareth to some woman, perhaps Mary Magdalene?
Professor Karen King displays the fragment of the so-called Gospel of Jesus’s Wife. Photo from http://news.harvard.edu/gazette/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/090512_AncientPapyrus_1714_605.jpg
No, says Karen L. King, the scholar who recently revealed the existence of the manuscript fragment in which “Jesus” speaks of “my wife.” In an article to be published in the Harvard Theological Review, King writes:
This is the only extant ancient text which explicitly portrays Jesus as referring to a wife. It does not, however, provide evidence that the historical Jesus was married, given the late date of the fragment and the probable date of original composition only in the second half of the second century.
Near the end of her article, King, with contributions by AnneMarie Luijendijk, reiterates:
Does this fragment constitute evidence that Jesus was married? In our opinion, the late date of the Coptic papyrus (c. fourth century), and even of the possible date of composition in the second half of the second century, argues against its value as evidence for the life of the historical Jesus.
Of course, King’s measured judgment here will do little to stop the coming tidal wave of claims that we now have definitive evidence if not proof that Jesus was actually married. Dan Brown and his spokesman, Sir Leigh Teabing, appear to have been right all along! At least this is what we’ll hear in the days to come.
In fact, as Karen King rightly observes, the discovery and publication of the fragment known as the Gospel of Jesus’s Wife in fact tells us nothing about the first-century man we know as Jesus of Nazareth. If it is genuine, the fragment of the otherwise unknown document will tell us something about the beliefs of people who lived a century or two after Jesus, though what exactly we should conclude on the basis of this small piece of an ancient manuscript is yet to be determined.”
Oh, more of this. Yawn.
Wouldn’t surprise me if he was married. From the looks of it, I bet she was pretty high-maintenance. Probably had him slaving away all the time, building, building, building — all to support her shopping habit. By the time he got home, he’d be sore and tired. And then, she’d start nagging him about taking out the trash and stuff. “What? You wanna go hang out with your friends and some whores and turn water into wine? Just TRY it … I’ll CRUCIFY yer *&^*&!”
Hence, the “Missing Years,” aka the “Boring Married Years.”
The only group I know that would have an actual theological crisis over this would be the Romanists. THey’d have some ‘splaining to do about why they don’t let their priests marry and thus, turn their priesthood into one big candlelit, incense-perfumed closet …
I don’t think it was celibacy that turned the RCC into a closet.
It was government-backed activism.
Proof?
The church isn’t the only institution with a pedo problem.
Check out our schools, colleges and every other outfit.
Sorry to be un-PC. But gays do commit pedophilia at rates higher than heteros do.
I don’t hold it against them. It’s just something you can see from the statistics.
I think they do everything a bit more than heteros. More drive, more intelligence, more artistry (on average).
I have my own explanation for that..
So this is not intended to be anti-gay, because I’m for gay marriages or anything else they want (though why they would want a government-backed catastrophe like the nuclear family, as it is today, is beyond me).
But such as it is, it’s always a good thing when people create bonds.
I’m for every sort of marriage and alternative family structure people can devise if it helps them.
Just don’t tell me that gays are as “domesticated” as the average hetero.
They aren’t. They tend to be involved in much higher-risk behavior.
More intelligence? That’s news to me.
More artistry, or perhaps it’s just more socially acceptable for a boy to be artistic (i.e. not into cars and football) if he’s also gay?
More drive? Probably, although, knowing quite a few homosexuals, it could be called “anxious personality disorder.”
Personally, I think it is a bad lifestyle for the individuals affected — especially males — for the very reasons you mentioned.
If they can settle down and bond, so much the better, but they shouldn’t demand my approval of it. I’m not interested in having the state restrict OR approve any relationships — or force me to approve them.
I don’t buy that it’s “natural,” as in, genetically determined. If so, maybe it’s 10 percent genetic but 90 percent environmental. It seems most of them have an abuse story. This includes one of my best friends from my younger days. Many people say that has a lot to do with it.
Then there’s the whole issue of all the gender-bending chemicals …
A couple more things:
I’ll acknowledge that perverts are everywhere, but it is not a new problem in RCC; go back a few hundred years, you’ll find the same thing. It just seems to be business as usual.
I have to believe that the enforced celibacy encourages, or let’s say, provides a welcoming environment for homosexuality. Sort of like being in prison. Unnatural situations can lead to unnatural behavior.
There also may be a lot of asexuals in the priesthood too — those who just don’t care.
I guess everybody should be in a family, whether blood-related or not. Even better, a spiritual family. I just don’t think it’s good for everybody to have sex with everybody. But who cares what I think?