Amazon Blog: The Funny-Money-Hunny [sic]

The German translation of “Mobs, Messiahs and Markets,” Der Massensyndrom, is out. And my co-author gave an interview to accompany the release.

We have a slight difference of opinion on this. I think the over-supply of paper money in the system over the past decades isn’t entirely Greenspan’s doing. It isn’t possible for one man to exert that kind of influence on the economy. What about the oceans of paper that poured in from millions of ordinary people in Asia who chose to stash their savings in the dollar rather than in a gunny sack… or in their own woozy currencies?

Too bad the dollar turned out to be as bad a bet as any of the others…

How the times they have a-changed.

Back then, we turned down thrifty, frumpy Hard-Work-And-Savings at the door (no callouses, dirty nails and sweat stains, please) and waltzed in on the arm of the Funny-Money-Hunny [sic] — a lady of questionable virtue and unquestioned charm….

But now?

We turn to the papers for insights and we find this:
Former Bear Stearns Hedge Fund Managers Indicted.

I guess they call that hedge-hunting.

Tut…And these guys were gods only yesterday.

How soon they forget….

All it took was for gas prices to double…..and the mob got out the noose and the gallows…
Back then, the working stiffs….got, well, stiffed.
Back then, all over the world, the good times rolled and the high-rollers made good;

But now it’s goodbye to the good times.
The nobs are being nabbed.
And the only thing rolling on Wall Street are the heads…..

(No trade mark infringement intended against Maria Bartiromo, TV’s original “Money Honey” – hence my alternative spelling..

Amazon Blog: Do-Gooding Do-Do

“Those who now speak of decoupling used to talk of globalisation. This is oxymoronic, you can believe in one or the other but not both,” says analyst James Montier.

Montier thinks that the world is bound to go the way of the American economy – down. If you pumped for globalisation and global growth when the going was good, he says, you can’t now argue for decoupling. You can’t now say that the global economy doesn’t depend on what happens here. That would be cognitive dissonance.

Here, I’ll take the part of cognitive dissonance. It’s what makes the world go round.

Mobs, Messiahs, and Markets is chock-full of it.

Critics have called that a terrible thing…..or terrific, depending on where they stand,
But if our detractors rested their case against us only on this, they’d have a non-starter on their hands. Anyone who’s sniffed a grand theory up close knows better.

Why?

Because the real world is a jungle and logic cuts only a very narrow track in it; we’d be foolish to mistake our little wayward path for the woolly thickets our machete didn’t get to.

There is no logical structure that doesn’t rest on a blind spot….there is no sense that does not have a foundation that is nonsense. (That’s from a piece I did on Tom Friedman).

In fact, a bystander watching the way we mangle language could be pardoned for thinking it our original sin. He’d see that we’re fooled not just by our theories, but by words themselves. Their sense and their nonsense.

“Mobs” is a book about words.

On my part, it started from my critical work on language; from studying propaganda and from my popular writing on the subject .

In “Do Gooding Do-Do” and Developmentally Disabled, two pieces used in the book (incorrectly attributed in several places), I took a look at some common words used about economics … and got into trouble with progressive and conservative friends.

What did I say that was so bad?

I said that “free market” language is used a lot to support what’s essentially managed trade. And that “social uplift” language is used the same way.

But how can you not take a position, asked the critics, a la Montier. Isn’t globalisation

A Very Good Thing? Or A Very Bad Thing?

Is it?

Perhaps it’s neither…or both….
Perhaps it’s sometimes one thing..sometimes another.
Perhaps it’s just too complicated for slogans. Sometimes government regulations are the lesser evil. And sometimes the greater. Perhaps you can talk about globalisation….and also talk about decoupling. Perhaps, on most things with any complexity the best response is not the one the mob wants to hear – Yes or No.

The best response is – It Depends.

Amazon Blog: Government of PR flacks, by PR flacks, for PR flacks

Where you get your words from doesn’t matter. That was the verdict of pundits and newsmen last week on the charges of plagiarism flung back and forth between the candidates.

Maybe.

But. in a time when words are increasingly going astray, a man or woman who makes his living with them can’t afford to fool around. He’d better stick with the ones he picks. And they’d better be his.

Four years ago, the country went to war for words later proved false. Word provided by politicians, pundits and newsmen… who should have known better. Who had a duty to their words – to keep them honest, unadulterated, and organic.

Because we swallow what they tell us.
We live or die by their words.

When words don’t anchor themselves in reality, then they’re only slogans…memes. The stuff of PR. We are dying by PR in this country.

It’s a major theme of Mobs, Messiahs and Markets.
The slogans that drive the mob crazy and pollute the conversation in our country.

If the point of words is to get what you want, then you can pitch them anyway you want. That’s the bottom -line.

But bottom-line thinking isn’t really what a conversation among citizens is about.
That’s what corporations do.

If our country is a business – even a not-for-profit business – run to achieve a social goal, however noble, or meet a production quota, however magnificent, then it doesn’t really matter whether anyone plagiarizes. It doesn’t matter how words are treated. It only matters that they do what we want them to do and take us where we want to go.

But if your country is not a corporation but an association of individuals, then words have to mean something more than slogans to move your listeners this way or that. They have to be more than tools to get your way.
You have to treat them with respect, like the people who speak them With care.

Like fine cutlery at a dinner. You don’t bend them or break them and you don’t pinch them, even from friends.

Real words are an exploration of the changing truths of the heart. They express what we are. They take us to places we did not know existed and let us become what we never dreamed to be.

They make up a conversation between individuals.
Not a script crafted by PR flacks.