That’s it folks. Wrap it up. This here recession…correction…depress…oh whatever..is over. Time to go home. Put away your pens and paper, boys and girls.
Professor Bernanke says there’s going to be no test. Or there’s going to be just a take-home. Or better yet, you just get to write in and ask for whatever grade you want. Bob Rubin and Jamie Dimon get A’s, of course. The rest of you get good B’s…. No one fails. Ain’t life great?
Whew. That depression stuff was so, well, depressing. Glad it’s over.
Wasn’t so bad, after all, seeing as how it was the worse one in half-a-century and the sky was falling and we were all going to live in the Ozarks on canned peas and mackerel until we got raptured up… and really all that happened was some green paper got printed and we had a to listen to a lot of speeches in Barackistani (not quite as strange sounding a dialect as Bushlish but just as daft…) and then, bingo, everything’s back to normal again.
Yessir. The economy is healthy.
Except for jobs. No jobs.
What kind of recovery is that, you ask? It’s the new jobless, rocketing-inflation, trashed-currency, falling-house-price, bankrupt-government, kazillions-in-debt, trade-warring-with-China recovery – that’s what it is.
Glad you asked. Now you know…
Old Ground Hog Ben.
Here’s the news clip:
“Gold futures climbed back above the $1,000-an-ounce mark on Tuesday, after upbeat U.S. economic reports and as Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke said the recession is likely over.
However, he and other Fed officials reiterated views that unemployment will remain high and economy stay weak well into next year, fueling expectations that the central bank will continue to provide ample liquidity. ”
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